9, March
Swimming in a sea of apologies, mattress, some vacation place beyond a big city that is quiet but not quite empty; twenty 5.5x8.5" pages.
10, 10 May 2010, CLAMMY COWARD COULDN'T COMMIT/CONFESS: CUT CORDS, CINCHED CONNECTION
Christmas presents, electrocution, Toothless Tim;
STD Issue 1: A strawberry truck falls, the biggest car accident in over two centuries; some of the strawberries--imported--take off in stolen cars. A mysterious life-size boomerang flees the scene.
11, 10 July 2010, Course
Vaseline, rooftop lie, contact rectangle, snowman, second grade, shitty morning, boom, too excited, return service requested;
STD Issue 2 (Zine #11: "Course," 10 July 2010): The Fruit Transportation Special Investigations Unit (FTSIU) arrive with K-9 Officer Rogue Wheels, who is bound to a wheelchair after an incident involving a rogue boomerang and the severing of the dog's hind legs. The FTSIU is on a mission to discover the mysterious life-size boomerang's relation to this strawberry truck accident/"accident".
